Mariah Carey Puts Up New Album Pic on Twitter (Totally Not Photo Shopped)

Jun 26th, 2009

Mariah Carey should seriously consider renaming herself "PHOTO SHOP" because her new album cover is far from realistic. We think it's about time Photo Shop gets on it and pays some respect to their number one client.

Anyway, Mariah decided to post this monstrosity up on her Twitter yesterday. The reason why Mariah chose to burn our eyes out with three Photo Shopped versions of herself for Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel is simple. Because Mariah is simple so obviously we have a simple explanation:

"The reason I chose to use 3 images for the cover is cos there are a lot of different emotions and stories revealed on this album. I knew..." (source)

We thinks these are the three faces Mariah gives during a big bathroom break. Upon displaying this photo, unicorns and butterflies across the world wilted and died knowing that this is the woman who continuously devotes her life to them each and everyday.

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