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Megan Fox Half Naked = Sales at the Box Office
There is a particular formula agencies use to calculate how much a movie will make at the box office. The equation is a perfect balance between sex sells and well sex sells. Let me explain how the formula works and why Megan Fox is the queen of box office hits...
Hot (Actress + Body of Water)^69 x (White Shirt + Bra + Panties) + (36 x 24 x 36) + (Alcohol) = $
It's simple math people!