Megan Fox Obsessed with Oral... Fixation, That Is

Aug 11th, 2009

The Teen Choice Awards haven’t seen this much action since J-Lo’s badonka-donk strolled the red carpet. Transformers hottie Megan Fox had her lips working overtime Sunday, pouting them every which way humanly possible… And throwing a little tongue in here and there. ::Insert eye roll::

Typical. Bloggers ban the Fox from coverage last week and all she needs to do is pout to get her coverage back on track. What’s next? Tracking her every bowel movement?

We don’t know about you, but we think her lips aren’t the real money makers. What she needs to be doing is flashing that toe-thumb—no, that’s not a typo—and pimping it out to medical journals and Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

Now that calls for two toes thumbs up.

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