Mel B: Hot Bod, "Scary" Face

Oct 13th, 2009

Just when you thought that Scary Spice couldn’t get any—well, scarier—Mel B goes ahead and draws attention to her face, by far the least appealing part of her body. Harsh? Sure, but you can’t have THAT kind of an acre-ridden, oily mess going on upstairs when your bod is rock hard after a stint in a sexy Vegas show.

Why is it no one ever noticed how unappealing the former Spice Girl’s face really is? It may have been the bird’s nest fro that was so out-of-this-world it was the envy of the Jackson 5. Consider bringing the fro back, Scary. We need something to distract us from your face. No wonder Eddie Murphy would deny being your baby daddy.

October 13th, 2009 by Tags: Melanie Brown, Scary Spice, scary, ugly, hot, body
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1 comments

sweetgirl on 12/28/2009 @ 02:08

Seems you always being Spice Girl before right,I always did those things before,i did that with a group.With geri and mel c and you of course,well.Thanks..

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