Miss America 2009, Katie Stam
Our great nation has a new treasure to behold and she goes by the name of Katie Stam. This oddball cutie, stole the judges hearts, and possibly their old-judges bikinis as well during the 2009 Miss America pageant. Former Miss Indiana graced everyone with her doll like presence and gown wearing achievements all while mastering the Oh my gosh, no way! face. As unfortunate as this may seem, we did not catch the event unfold live on television, but we can only assume her talent consisted of a panda pinata, two pickles, and a unicycle.