Next Stop For Amy Winehouse: Jersey Shore (Or So Says Her Diarrhea-esque Skin)
Between the poof, fake tan, and fake Tune In TokyoS, Amy Winehouse could seriously land her next gig on The Jersey Shore 2. So what if it hasn't been confirmed yet? You know MTV is not letting go of that cash cow.
Something tells me that although I do love my Snooki, seeing Amy would be just a tad better in the fact that she'd smash beer bottles over random people's heads, snort a line of coke off a midget, and top off the night by screaming BLAAAAAKE in the middle of the boardwalk. All in favor?