Paris Hilton Claims She's Only Slept with Two Men, World Laughs

Jan 09th, 2009

You know times are hard when Paris Hilton claims she's only slept with a couple of men. That's like the ultimate backwards publicity stunt we've ever seen. What would be the point of claiming something other than what we already know you are good at? That's like elephants claiming they hate Liza Minnelli, which is only funny, because elephants can't talk.

Alright Lucy Paris, you have some splainin' to do. Let's break down the entire sentence and than maybe we'll have some better incite to the words of Paris Hilton. I've - referring to she, herself, and Paris Hilton as one single person, entity, creature, whore. Only, ever - Irrelevant terminology to describe a particular period of time - something a celebrity like Paris Hilton would use. Done it - of or relating to the act of sexual intercourse. With a couple of people. - Lies, lies, lies! If by a couple, she means the only time she's hit the Big O with a sexual partner, than maybe, just maybe. If by people she means all her sexual partners have been animals in the sack, than ok, we get it. But for Paris Hilton to come out (pun intended) and claim she's only been with a couple sexual partners, just blows my mind mind (pun intended). You're a first class, heiress whore, don't treat your status as a sin, live it up (and down).

The sex tape star who is rarely seen without a bloke on her arm told Glamour magazine: "I've only ever done it with a couple of people.

"People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get.

"Nobody wants the fake Prada bag - they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. (source)

January 09th, 2009 by Tags: Paris Hilton, slept, two, men, laugh out loud
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