Paris Hilton Lands Her New Own Reality Show
Wow. We can hardly wait for this piece of crap. Oxygen network has just picked up a new reality show based around someone incredibly outdated, you guessed it, Paris Hilton. And no, cameras were not rolling when Paris got pulled over and coke fell out of her bag. So really, what's the point in watching this shizz?
Paris Hilton has landed a new reality show for the Oxygen Network and intends to show the world she's not a ditzy blonde, as she's been portrayed on previous shows. A source said, "This isn't 'The Simple Life,' where she played a campy version of herself. This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing." Cameras were not following Hilton during her August arrest in Las Vegas, but they could capture her carrying out the community service she was sentenced to for cocaine possession.