Party Crasher Steals $3,200 Birthday Cake From Paris Hilton's Bash
Some douchebag had nothing else better to do but to crash Paris Hilton's 30th birthday party (one of the 2342342 that went on) and steal the $3,200 birthday cake. Yes, a cake that cost $3,200 dollars. That, right there, could feed a third world country. Anywho, the moron who goes by the name of "Paz" bragged at greath length about his theft on a long Facebook note, "I crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake. I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room. It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris'. And its fucking delicious."
As Paz explained, a well-connected pal named "Kevin" helped him sneak into Hilton's VIP bash. After "drinking heavily" at the six open bars and watching Hilton blow out the candles on her cake, Paz noticed "not a slice of frosted deliciousness has been served."
After conspiring with "Kevin" to steal the treat, Paz says he tricked the party's head of security and rushed the 70-pound cake into his pal's Nissan Maxima.
"I don't know WTF I'm going to do with it," Paz writes.
What idiot goes on and brags about it on Facebook if he stole something? Moron.