Please Take Lindsay Lohan To 'Rehab,' Dr. Drew!

Jun 05th, 2009

We think Lindsay Lohan’s professional job is to get really stoned, take a lot of tequila shots, and garner sympathy from everyone who watches. Unfortunately for this catastrophe, many of us simply pass on the thought of seeing another Lindsay drama filled escapade. We hard workers don’t get a lot of entertainment (okay, so we used to) out of seeing this chick piss away thousands of dollars on booze while we’re penny saving for clothes. So what’s it this time? Shooting up with the tranny (no, not Brooke Hogan) in an alley on Wilshire?

It’s actually not much, but Dr. Drew Pinsky (that silver-haired fox) is worried about LINDSANITY. He’s the doctor on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab and I’m sure having Lohan on the show would not only pimp his status, but pimp viewings—even though that silver-haired hottie’s given VH1 great ratings already. This time around, he’s concerned about the state of our Mean Girl. It’s sad when the only movie anyone ever associates with Lindsay is Mean Girls and that came out a whopping five years ago.

So in a recent interview with Parade magazine, Dr. Drew opens up about the ever disastrous Lohan:

"I'm convinced that she'll get sober one day. But I'm afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it's going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me." (source)

It’s honestly a win-win. Not only would this boost ratings on VH1 (although I pretty much give ‘em those ratings by designating my Sunday and Monday nights to view Daisy of Love and Charm School because I can’t get enough of fake boobed bitties tackling love and class) and give Lindsay something to do, but I’d much more enjoy watching a disaster in action than seeing pictures. It’s just way more fun seeing disaster strike on video. It’s like watching Twister. Sure seeing tornado pictures on the computer is pretty cool, but seeing one on the big screen hoping to God it eats up Bill Paxton is much better. Unfortunately, Bill Paxton makes it.

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inah on 06/06/2009 @ 04:03

..i like her shoes!

TeeTee on 06/07/2009 @ 19:41

her shoes are hot...antics not.

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