..i like her shoes!
Please Take Lindsay Lohan To 'Rehab,' Dr. Drew!
We think Lindsay Lohans professional job is to get really stoned, take a lot of tequila shots, and garner sympathy from everyone who watches. Unfortunately for this catastrophe, many of us simply pass on the thought of seeing another Lindsay drama filled escapade. We hard workers dont get a lot of entertainment (okay, so we used to) out of seeing this chick piss away thousands of dollars on booze while were penny saving for clothes. So whats it this time? Shooting up with the tranny (no, not Brooke Hogan) in an alley on Wilshire?
Its actually not much, but Dr. Drew Pinsky (that silver-haired fox) is worried about LINDSANITY. Hes the doctor on VH1s Celebrity Rehab and Im sure having Lohan on the show would not only pimp his status, but pimp viewingseven though that silver-haired hotties given VH1 great ratings already. This time around, hes concerned about the state of our Mean Girl. Its sad when the only movie anyone ever associates with Lindsay is Mean Girls and that came out a whopping five years ago.
So in a recent interview with Parade magazine, Dr. Drew opens up about the ever disastrous Lohan:
"I'm convinced that she'll get sober one day. But I'm afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it's going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me." (source)
Its honestly a win-win. Not only would this boost ratings on VH1 (although I pretty much give em those ratings by designating my Sunday and Monday nights to view Daisy of Love and Charm School because I cant get enough of fake boobed bitties tackling love and class) and give Lindsay something to do, but Id much more enjoy watching a disaster in action than seeing pictures. Its just way more fun seeing disaster strike on video. Its like watching Twister. Sure seeing tornado pictures on the computer is pretty cool, but seeing one on the big screen hoping to God it eats up Bill Paxton is much better. Unfortunately, Bill Paxton makes it.