Rihanna and Chris Brown Back Together, Battered Is the New Hot
Breaking News: Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together! Why do these girls keep falling for the douchey-est of men? People reports, the couple cares for each other (because you normally beat people you care for) and are using this time to reflect (like in the mirror Rihanna used to stare at her beaten and battered face). This news serves two purposes. The first is to let the general public know, Chris Brown is not some monster (which we all know he is) and to show being battered is only a crime, if you press charges. Way to go Rihanna, you and Jennifer Aniston are putting together a nice rep for young girls everywhere. Being beaten and cheated on is apparently the newest form of love. The couple is staying in one of Sean "Diddy" Combs's homes until they can work things out further. Random!
The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the "Umbrella" singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.
"They're together again. They care for each other," says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean "Diddy" Combs's homes, on Miami Beach's Star Island.
Adds the source: "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."
In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. "He called to wish her happy birthday," a source told the magazine. "They've reached out to each other. It's been mutual."
Brown was booked by LAPD for making criminal threats but the case has not yet been presented to the District Attorney, who will ultimately determine which charges, if any, will be prosecuted. (source)