Rihanna to Break Her Silence, Chris Brown Fems Up for Sympathy Vote
The moment we have long awaited has finally arrived
DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Rihanna will speak out to Diane Sawyer about her ass-whooping from worlds most hated woman beater, Chris Brown. Like any normal person, one thought probably came to mind: What!? Bahbwa Waltuhs didnt get the interview!?
Lets get real people. Whenever were promised an interview about anything even vaguely juicy about a celebrity, all we get is the big run around. Next question. Thats my private life. Lets talk about something else. Even when we get a little something something of value from the celeb, its so vague you have to be a cryptologist to understand it. Did Britney really cheat on Justin? Did he cheat back? Be damned if well ever know.
In response to Rihanna taking her side of the story to the public, Chris decided to come back with his own little publicity stunt: an incredibly feminine CD cover. Can you say, sympathy vote?