Salma Hayek Marries Into Money, In the Billions

Feb 16th, 2009

Salma Hayek, married her French billionaire fiancé Francois-Henri Pinault this past Saturday (Valentine's Day). Since I'm pretty good with mathematical equations, let me describe why this marriage is a pending failure...

Salma Hayek's marriage explained in mathematical terms:

Boobs + Billions of Dollars = Marriage

(Age + Time) x (Boobs) + Billions of Dollars = Divorce

The report that Salma Hayek has married her French billionaire fiancé.

According to French magazine Le Point, as translated by People.com, Hayek, 42, married Francois-Henri Pinault, 46, on Saturday (Valentine’s Day) in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, which is owned by Pinault’s family.

The couple, who have a daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault, called off their enagement last summer, but reportedly reunited on a romantic Paris trip in September. (source)

February 16th, 2009 by Tags: Salma Hayek, married, wedding, billion
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