Sarah Palin Offered $2 Million for Porn, Snowmobile for Todd

Nov 13th, 2008

Shit is about to hit the ceiling in Washington as Cezar Capone has offered Sarah Palin a cool $2,000,000 to appear in a porn film. We believe this is just a hardcore (pun intended) publicity stunt to obtain key search engine rankings for particular phrases. He even quoted and laid (pun intended) emphasis on specific key words on this page. Capone even offered a job (no pun intended) to Todd Palin as well with some extra cash flow and a sweet new snowmobile.

It's going to be a tough choice but I'm going to bet the Palin's will turn this offer down. We'll even put money on Hef trying to grab Palin for a centerfold opportunity in an upcoming issue of Playboy: Oral Office Edition...

Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40."

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile. (source)

November 13th, 2008 by Tags: sarah palin, million, porn, cezar capone
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