Snooki Tackles Some Serious Topics!

Mar 19th, 2012

Snooki tackles some serious topics!

A few memorable quotes from new mom to be, guidette Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi as we await the new season of Jersy Shore:

1) On her culinary prowess: “ If you want me to cook and poison everybody & we're gonna be dead in 2 minutes?... Whatever.”

2) On the universe and beyond: “We are going to Space.. Space means like guidos juicehead gorillas, sexy, tanned, sweaty boys.. & house music.”

3) On family..?: “[Vinny]'s like my big brother, I love him.. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother..”

4) On sexuality: “Do you know what gay guys do? They’re not attracted to vagina, they’re attracted to a**hole.”

5) On politics: “I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.”

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