Someone's Going To Pay To Sleep With Lindsay Lohan?

Feb 24th, 2010

Throw a "For A Good Cause" and the word "Haiti" on anything and you can pretty much sell your vag for a week and get away with it. Organizers of the Brit Awards Celebration In Aid Of Haiti! are hoping to raise $160K and believe Lindsay Lohan's lady goods will do just the trick.

Lindsay Lohan's love life and career is in the dumps, but she's found a way to temporarily repair both--in the name of charity. Lohan has agreed to auction herself off as part of a star-studded fundraiser in London to benefit aid efforts in Haiti.

Organizers of the Brit Awards Celebration In Aid Of Haiti! are hoping to raise $160,000 for the Red Cross and Lohan, who will host the event, has stepped up to make her own contribution to the fundraiser.

The highest bidder will get a night out in Hollywood with La Lohan, complete with first class flights to Los Angeles and a weeklong stay at a posh LA hotel. (source)


Pretty funny considering any dude or chick could go into their local bar, find the girl in the corner laying in her own vomit, and find a major comparison to Lindsay. To all of you morons dishing out the cash to get this "hot prize", I just saved you a check. Check out your local dive spot and it will be Lohan central. Oh Linds, if only Tiger was still hiding his true self, you may have gotten what you asked for.

February 24th, 2010 by Tags: Lindsay Lohan, haiti, money, skank, escort
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