Tara Reid in a Bikini Still Scares Us
Note to Tara Reid: unless you're your old American Pie self, we'll pass on viewing you in the bikini. Note to Tara Reid: you had an amazingly poor plastic surgeon work on you. Note to Tara Reid: please, stop.
But she won't because this is what D-Listers do to stay relevant. Is anybody else scared by this chick's crazy wonk stomach? It looks like it could be related to the Blob. We can already see a horror move in the making...Reid's Revenge. She gets so pissed at Hollywood that her stomach takes revenge on everyone.
It'll be straight-to-DVD, but at least it's something.