The Fighting My Age Halloween Costume: Mariah Carey
You know most of us understand that whether we like it or not, we're going to grow up. Yeah, it truly does suck, but we get it and you can't fight it---even if you have millions to botox up your fizzace. Unfortunately for Mariah Carey, home girl still thinks she's stuck in her 20s. News Flash: we'd really prefer it if you kept it classy from now on because no one wants to see a desperate 40-year-old.