We Want Jennifer Lopez From 2002 Back, Please

Oct 01st, 2008

What the hell happened to Jennifer Lopez? Did she have a sex change and not notify anyone? Does Marc Anthony know he's cheating on Jennifer Lopez with some dude? I mean come on, you show up at Macy's to launch a new fragerance for men called, Deseo For Men and it looks like instead you should have launched a new clothing line for women, called, Stuff Normal People Would Wear.

Someone please invent a time machine, set it to the very late 20th century, grab Jennifer Lopez, $700 billion dollars, and Phil Hartman. Thanks!

October 01st, 2008 by Tags: jennifer lopez, marc anthony, macys
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