We Want Jennifer Lopez From 2002 Back, Please
What the hell happened to Jennifer Lopez? Did she have a sex change and not notify anyone? Does Marc Anthony know he's cheating on Jennifer Lopez with some dude? I mean come on, you show up at Macy's to launch a new fragerance for men called, Deseo For Men and it looks like instead you should have launched a new clothing line for women, called, Stuff Normal People Would Wear.
Someone please invent a time machine, set it to the very late 20th century, grab Jennifer Lopez, $700 billion dollars, and Phil Hartman. Thanks!