Whitney Port is Borderline Anorexic, Me Too!

Apr 16th, 2009

I've seen bits and pieces of Laguna Beach, The Hills and Beverly Hills, 90210. I've watched segments of Sex in the City, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill. Suddenly, I realize why all these shows are successful. It's not the promiscuous plot lines. Nor the sexy older actors/actresses, depicting younger high school students. It's not even the incestuous love triangles formed within each group of students. No! It all lies in the title! Simply mixing and matching the words "girl," "hills," "beach" and/or "city" will provide a steady stream of young, impressionable viewers who think what happens on these shows is normal.

Oh yeah, here's Whitney Port looking a bit anorexic on the set of The City, that is so normal! I want to be like her. I want to be the host of a double spin-off series, too!

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