Whitney Port's Got Some Baggage In Her Bikini

Jul 21st, 2009

We're all for Hollywood's youngin's in rockin' bikinis, but we're not so sure how we feel about Whitney Port. Sure, she usually reminds us of oatmeal on a really gooey day...but it seems as though it's extra goo today. Really, what the hell is she doing in her great grandmother's granny pants? Picking something out there from WWII?

She looks like any other skinny, blonde in Hollywood. And while we appreciate that, we also love to differentiate. Now if she could only up the apples & cinnamon to maple syrup, we might be inclined to like her more...scantily clad. Until then we'll always have the masterpiece that is The City...here's to hoping we don't.

July 21st, 2009 by Tags: Whitney Port, bikini, beach, blonde, sexy
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