All Hail Mel Gibson, He "Feels" For Tiger Woods

Jan 15th, 2010

Listen up troops, Mel Gibson just somehow inserted you in with this Tiger Woods drama. Mel, you're just so so so deep. Maybe you should question that yourself when the world cared about you calling a female cop "sugar t*ts"---ohhh yeah that's right. You really couldn't back yourself up there.

"I feel sorry for Tiger Woods," he says. "Why are we talking about this when we're sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan? You've got this history-changing event going on and we're talking about Tiger's private life and golf injuries. He's being used as a diversion and it just drives me crazy. You come out savaged. I just think, 'Who cares?'" (source)

Well, I think most of us care as females because he pretty much screwed us all. Okay, well more like 95%. That's a big chunk there. I think just by watching him on TV, I could have became pregnant.

January 15th, 2010 by Tags: Mel Gibson, Tiger Woods, feeling, idiot, war, sex
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