Ashton Kutcher's Sexcapades
We're just going to let the text do all the work because that's how pretty awesome this story is:
[Sara Leal's friend Gavin] Naumoff said: "Jacques told me Alexis [Sara's friend] called him to say she and some other girls were going to a party in Ashtons suite. Jacques was concerned, so he went over to the hotel to make sure she was behaving. Alexis told him Ashtons room number and when he got there, a bodyguard was at the door who said it was a private party. Jacques explained he was the boyfriend of [Alexis] and was let in. He found Ashton in a hot tub on the balcony with Alexis, Sara, a girl called Katie and another girl called Marta. They were all naked. Ashton invited Jacques to join them in the tub.
"Apparently, Ashton said, 'Yo, wheres the vodka at?' and Jacques was like, 'Its over there but Im not going to get it.' So Ashton gets out to get the vodka and thats when Jacques saw he was butt naked."
The alleged sexual encounter took place that night after everyone except Sara and her friend Marta had left.
"Sara is telling everyone 100 percent that she and Ashton had sex," claimed Naumoff.
And we await divorce papers from Demi Moore.