Charlie Sheen Doesn't Have Any Teeth
Go figure. Charlie Sheen went on a porn star and drug binge and ended up in a hospital...then into rehab. That's basically a summary of the weekend for him. Oh and he was also trying to house five porn stars in a house so he can use them at his beck and call. Legitimately. Anyway now one of these porn stars claims good 'ol Charlie doesn't have any teefs left.
Drug-ravaged Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen's dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.
Kacey Jordan, 22, who had "quick sex" with the 45-year-old, said he had already had his real teeth replaced with porcelain but they were now dropping out. She said: "They've fallen out from partying. He kept saying 'fucking porcelain teeth - they're crap'. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it's the drug use."
Why is this so boring? It would only be exciting if Charlie Sheen DIDN'T do any of this.