Chris Brown Investigated for Attempted Murder, Oh Shit!
Chris Brown is in deep do-do according to E! Online. The Los Angeles District Attorney's Office is requesting an investigation for a variety of reasons, including attempted murder. Holy f*ck Batman! Is that really necessary? Isn't the herpes rumor enough for this poor fella? I've heard about girls affixing themselves to guys with a record, but I'm not even sure Chris Brown could pull those girls in after a story like this hits the airwaves. The next closest thing to a relationship might be from the dude in cell block 4. Either keep a tight grip on that soap or just get your hand around a better attorney than the one you hired.
At the request of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office, the R&B star is being investigated for a variety of felonies, including domestic violence, assault resulting in great bodily injury and - based on specific allegations made by Rihanna - even attempted murder, a source close to the L.A. Police Department's investigation tells E! News.
But as they build their case, the source says, prosecutors fear that making any serious felony charges stick could prove difficult in a case where there are no direct witnesses other than Rihanna and Brown.
Brown is accused of beating his longtime girlfriend in the early morning hours of Feb. 8, causing them both to cancel their scheduled Grammy performances that night. (source)