Edward Cullen Doesn't Like Vaginas
Bella Swan may have it all for Edward Cullen, but when it comes to reality, Robert Pattinson ain't feelin' the va-jay-jays. Pretty much any straight male's fantasy, Robert is currently featured on the cover of Details posing with many nekkid female models, but to him the shoot was far from appealing.
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina," he tells Details. "But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours."
Pattinson says he was thankful he was hungover during the ordeal, presumably because he had an excuse for not conversing with the models. (source)
And with that crushes many tween dreams...and female orgasms.