John Mayer Is A Cougar Hunter
Although we're using the National Enquirer as our source, we can't help but think that this is actually true. To be honest, who hasn't John Mayer banged in Hollywood women history? It was only a matter of time he'd run out of the youngin's and get on the cougar train.
Your wrinkles are a wonderland... --- Sure, Jennifer Love Hewitt, the original was written for you, but we can already hear the song sequel in the works.