Kanye West Bids Ado to His Amber Rose
Get ready for his new album to include some heartbreak songs. Kanye West and his ho-licious GF, Amber Rose, have called it quits. Were sure your girlfriend naked all of the time has its perks in the beginning, but then why continue to buy the cow if you can just get the milk for free?
There are other video hos in the sea, Kanye! Lets keep our fingers crossed for an auto-tune-less break-up songplease, voice of a generation, we beg of thee. Well pay YOU so we dont end up in the hospital with bloody ears.
Rumors have been swirling for weeks and 'Nye's rep finally spilled, confirming, "They are no longer a couple." (source)
Were hoping for a demeaning rap song. At least well no longer have to suffer through the views of he and this alien walking the red carpet together. We dont know where her skin ends and hair begins. Then again she basically was sporting the same do she more than likely does underneath her pants. But she technically never wears pants...okay, were just confusing ourselves now.
Speaking of never wearing pants, Kanye and Lady Gaga are set to tour together this fall as a duo. Neither of them will be opening for the other. Instead youll get a concert with the two performing at the same time. No pants and a lot of cockiness, sounds like a party.