Kiefer Sutherland: Certified Badass

May 06th, 2009

Apparently, Kiefer Sutherland, got into a quarrel with woman's wear designer, Jack McCollough, after he accidentally walked into Brooke Shields and wouldn't apologize. First off, you don't mess with Kiefer (aka Jack Bauer) ever, especially when he is talking to a woman. Secondly, refer back to first off. Moments later, Jack Keifer introduced Mr. McCollough to his patented headbut and made him bleed. Dammit!

How the confrontation probably went down:

Jack Bauer: Brooke, I need to tell you something.

Brooke Shields: Sure Jack, that's fine but--?

Jack Bauer: Dammit Brooke, I need you to listen...

Brooke Shields: Jack, what is it?.

Jack McCollough: (bumps into Brooke Shields)

Jack Bauer: Who sent you!

Jack McCollough: (shits his pants)

Jack Bauer: Who are you working for!

Jack McCollough: Myself, I design clothi--

Jack Bauer: Dammit! (headbut)

Jack McCollough: (bleeds profusely from the nose)

Jack Bauer: Sorry, Brooke. Where were we?

Brooke Shields: Dammit Jack, was that necessary?

Women's wear designer Jack McCollough found that out the hard way when he cut between Jack's alter-ego, Kiefer Sutherland, and Brooke Shields as they were schmoozing at a SoHo nightspot and got a whopping head-butt from the "24" star, police said.

Some witnesses said McCollough, co-founder of the white-hot Proenza Schouler label, suffered a broken nose in the bell-ringing Tuesday morning at SubMercer, but he told cops all he got was a small cut on his schnoz.

Some witnesses said Sutherland went into action hero mode after McCollough bumped into Shields as she and Sutherland talked at the bar about 2 a.m.

Sutherland took offense and demanded the designer apologize to Shields.

But the two men got into a heated argument that ended with Sutherland head-butting McCollough, a police source said. (source)

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1 comments

bobish on 08/13/2009 @ 02:09

Kiefer Sutherland is not a Certified badass. Try googleing Certified Badass or just typing it into your browser to find real Certified Badasses

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