Linddsay Lohan: Warrant For Arrest, $100K Bail, Still Partying With Cocaine, & Caught In Lies
Lohan, Lohan, Lohan. Thats really all I have to say when it comes to Lindsay Lohan. Girls a bigger mess than Britney Spears ever was! Shaved head and all. What should we chat about first? Ohhh maybe how she couldnt get back to the US in time and the judge has issued a warrant our for her arrest? But dont worry. Shell get off. Dina Lohan someone scrounged $10,000 in dollar bills from her late strip night and paid 10% of Lindsays bail. For all of you math incapable folks, thats $100K.
I watched this joke of a court in session yesterday on TMZ and fell in love with Judge Marsha Revel. She basically called Lindsay out on everything and pretty much laughed at Lindsays someone stole my passport excuse. Along with the $100K bail, Lindsay can remain free until the next court hearing, if she does the following:
- drink no alcohol
- wear a SCRAM bracelet
- submit to random drug testing at least once a week
...the judge didn't buy Lindsay's argument, saying "Actions speak louder than words." The judge felt Lindsay could have gotten a replacement passport and made it back on time. And, the judge said Lindsay had "a history of not keeping scheduled appointments."
The judge said there is probable cause to believe Lindsay has violated her probation. If the judge determines Lindsay did indeed violate probation she could be jailed for 180 days.
Oh and the Judge basically knows Lindsays excuses are bullshizz because her hubby, Jack Revel, used to own a travel agency in Beverly Hills. The Judge told Lindsays lawer, Shawn Chapman Holley, she could have gotten a temporary passport in time and she knows this because of the hubs.
Oh and Lindsay was partying, partying, partying before and after her hearing in Cannes. Theres even a photo on TMZ showing Lindsay with two other people with three nice lines of cocaine and a credit card to her right. Lovely! Heres to Monday! If she even shows up to that!