Lindsay Lohan's Dad Has A Heart Attack
While we all wish Michael Lohan's mouth could be stuffed with everything from socks to burgers everyday--or anything to keep him from taking, looks like it's his arteries that are instead. Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, was taken to a hospital in New York earlier this week after suffering chest pains.
Michael's girlfriend told reporters that an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. She also said he will undergo a "procedure." Hopefully the doctor mistakes this heart procedure for stitching his mouth together. Here's to a quick recovery, buddy!