Michael Lohan Kicks Ex In The Vag
Not only is Michael Lohan a vagina, he also likes to kick ex-girlfriends there, too, apparently. And it seems like the abuse has gone on for quite a while with TMZ being able to rummage up some old complaints. This showcases two things a) Michael Lohan sucks and b) he dates stupid women stupid enough to stick around through the beatings.
According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates...
Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
May 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."
June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'" (source)
Okay, Charlie Sheen. Way to latch on to the Sheen fire that's rampaging around Hollywood--or Colorado for that matter--at the moment! We're surprised that spit wasn't full of acid. Michael Lohan is one toxic mofo.