Mickey Rourke's Purple Leather Skin Scares the Bejesus Out Of Us

Aug 25th, 2009

Note to self: this is not what I want to look like in 15 years. It's safe to say that Mickey Rourke's purple leather clad bod has made us a little sick after lunch today. Yes, the mug is scary, but this whole scenario gives us a little fright.

We wish we could grab that girl out of the water, shake her, and take her under our wing...by wing, you know what we mean. He may be butt, but he clearly gets the good lookin' girls. As Kanye West says "now I ain't saying she a gold digga..." but in this case, what else are you if you're hanging with that?

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