Monthly Shocker: Clay Aiken Comes Out of the Closet
Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet and announced his love for the penis. In tomorrow's People Magazine, Clay Aiken reveals his shocking secret - he's gay. Thanks for wasting all of our time and admitting something we've all known since you walked onto the stage of American Idol. Go back to singing, raise your new baby, and stop impregnating women with your seed.