People's Sexiest Man Alive
Adam Levine has been named People's Sexiest Man alive for 2013. For those of you who have been living under a rock for an eternity - he is the lead singer of Maroon 5 - they're a band.
Many an article has flown over my desk this week in outrage over why this is the case and listing other potential winners.
What? The man is HOT in a completely mysterious, sexual and 'I don't give a sh*t' kind of way. End of story!
The only shame in this story is that he is now engaged - to Victoria Secret model Behati Prinsloo... Such a shame!