Great stuff. I like this man R.Kelly a lot. Don't worry illiteracy is not a big problem in singing. Its a art growing from heart.
R. Kelly May Have Hit Songs, Can Pee On Tweens, But He's Illiterate As Can Be
A-B-C-D-E-F...ehh I've decided to cut that off since R. Kelly can't finish it nor read it anyway. A little harsh, right? Well, that's what you get when you pee on little girls :) I kid, I kid. No, but really he needs to attend the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
While R. Kelly has no problem admitting his sexual desires and golden showers, he's been hiding his "illiteracy" secret for quite some time.
R. Kelly has been harboring a secret all these years hes illiterate. The Ignition hitmaker says that despite his musical talents, he cant read and barely made it through grade school.
"When I was trying to make it out here, I already knew, and I was stubborn about it," he said. "I dont even read really and Im not afraid to say that. My cousins and brothers used to tease me you cant even read right. How you think youre going to come up? The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot. I went to high school and [my teacher] told me you will be one of the greatest writers of all time. I believed. You [have to] believe it. You cant believe [anything] if youre hating. You cant achieve [anything] if youre hating." (source)
See, you too can be an illiterate golden shower pro!