Renee Zellweger Doesn't Allow Bradley Cooper To Sign Butts

Jul 01st, 2010

While most guys would love it if a hot girl stopped and asked them to sign their derriere, Renee Zellweger keeps a tight leash on her boyfriend, Bradley Cooper. During a recent beach stroll, the two were minding their own business when a 20-ish good looking gal approached Bradley and asked him to sign her butt. Renee did not approve.

Out for a beach stroll with sweetie Renee Zellweger, hunky Bradley Cooper just kept strolling when she paused to admire someone's dog-and a moment later, a giggling 20-ish hottie wearing OMG short-shorts and a low-cut Daisy Mae top suddenly jumped in front of him, waving a black Sharpie. "Please....," she begged, pointing to her southern exposure, exposed bountifully by her hiked-up shorts. "Please sign my butt!"

Lapsing into short-term insanity, as guys often do at such moments, Bradley took the Sharpie and was about to sign just above, dotted line, when he heard "HEY!" An instant later, Renee snatched the Sharpie and snarled at Beach Bimbo: "He doesn't do butts!" Pouting, the girl whined: "Okay, but how about signing on the jeans?" Bradley glanced at Renee, got that "you're one short leash from the doghouse" look, and told the girl:"Sorry, no autographs today..." as Sweetie grabbed his hand and hauled him off. (Print Edition - 7/21)

I still want to ask Bradley how he wakes up every morning and allows himself to date lemon face Renee when this guy literally has every single girl in the world at his beck and call.

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