Rusell Brand Nabs Classy Women, Prays for Herpes Cure

Jan 27th, 2009

You guys all know who Russell Brand is right? Just kidding, nobody knows who this guy is. Wikipedia barely knows who the hell he is. Anyways, to make a short story long, this Russell Brand character looks like Edward Scissor hands brother (if he had one), just more scary looking. Due to the fact he is a star, and I use that term lightly, he's able to score some of the classiest women I've ever seen. I mean just look at the lack of make up and natural beauty these women possess. From their mascara-laden eyes, you can almost see a hint of love, strength, and integrity. I bet Russell Brand is quietly searching for a cure for the common cold herpes right about now. Oh and PS, you sucked at hosting the MTV Awards last year, way to ruin one of the only things I look forward to...

January 27th, 2009 by Tags: Russell Brand, classy, women, bar
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