Shia LaBeouf Has Trouble with the Ladies
You would think after staring in Transformers and Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull you would have no problem banging chicks, left and right. Well, Shia LeBeouf, can't seem to close the deal with the ladies.
"I’m enjoying myself. But I'm not great with women, dude. I’m not a closer. I can chat all night long, but I’m not the guy who goes, 'Okay, back to my room.' I’ve never been that way. It’s not my presence, I just can’t do it. But it’s not been a priority of mine for a while." (source)
It could stem from a long list of possible causes, including but not limited to, spotty facial hair, awkward gestures and language, and/or his appearances on Disney's, Even Stevens. Whatever the deal may be, just let it be known that Shia LaBeouf is better than you, and he gets to hook up with Megan Fox.