Shia "Oedipus Rex" LaBeouf, My Mom Is Sexy
To make a long story short, Shia LaBeouf, the action hero behind Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Transformers, thinks his mom is hot.
When you admit to Playboy that your mom is the sexiest woman you know, even after you shared an intimate scene with Megan Fox, you ultimately lose respect for your peers, Megan Fox, and essentially your
self mom. Dude! Quick, save the humans from robot extermination, again, and maybe our respect-o-meter will forgive you.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds." (source)