Simon Cowell is More Drunk Than Paula Abdul. Maybe

Apr 13th, 2009

Simon Cowell, the American Idol judge everybody loves to hate, was spotted stumbling down the streets of New York in a complete and utter state of intoxication. Cowell arrived at The Box nightclub in a drunken stupor, with a bottle of Corona in hand. Apparently, the open-container law does not apply if you are a Celebrity, while the open-legs policy does not apply to Adam Lambert.

Paula Abdul might have been smoking crack here, but we'll say she was under the influence of alcohol for purpose of comparison...

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