Spencer Pratt: Calls Angelina Jolie a "Home Wrecking Head Case", Believes He's the Next Brad Pitt

Aug 27th, 2009

Spencer Pratt, watch your back. Not only have you insulted the world by being born, but now you just entered Brangelina territory. In a lame attempt to keep whatever the little fame he claims to be huge left, Spencer decided to discuss the whole Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston situation. Remorse for Jen? Yes. Angelina a home wrecker? Yes.

And how we never thought Spencer Pratt and Brad Pitt would ever be in the same sentence. Try not to laugh at the following because it’s a doozy: Spencer desires to be the next Brad. No, we’re not kidding you. In the new book, How to Be Famous, Spencer dives into the whole Branganiston situation:

There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy," Pratt writes in the tome, due in November from Grand Central Publishing. "We salute you, Mr. Pitt!" (source)

We won’t be surprised if he finds his own head in a case soon enough. How we’re PRAYING that happens sooner rather than later. What do you think guys? Think Spencer has what it takes? HAHA!

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