Verdict In Chris Brown/Rihanna Case, FINALLY
It took the justice system long enough, but there is finally a verdict in the Chris Brown/Rihanna case. Hallelujah! Brown has just been sentenced for smacking around (thats the nice way to say it) his ex, and must not contact Barbados bombshell for five years.
Yowza. We may be a little off here, but we smell a little tale of star-crossed lovers action going on. If Bobby and WhitnerrChris and Rih-Rih were seeing each other after the smack down of the century, whats a little restraining order going to do? Its only going to make them want each other more. We can see it now.
Rihanna: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou
Chris: Shut it Rih. Cant you see Im trying to do my community service? Geez, I dont see why I have to go to 52 weeks of domestic abuse classes. Im so respectful to women.
::grabs Rihanna in a head lock::
Were just saying