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    <link>http://www.hollwoodshake.com/</link>
    <description>Celebrity News At Its Finest.</description>
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      <title>A Little Birdie Told Me Will Smith Plays Golf, Zing!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/a_little_birdie_told_me_will_smith_plays_golf_zing</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/will_smith&quot;&gt;Will Smith&lt;/a&gt; enjoying some off time and working on his swing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Prepare for an overly used (yet still funny), &lt;b&gt;Happy Gilmore&lt;/b&gt; joke, &lt;em&gt;This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff...&lt;/em&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Spears and Federline Feud, Not Married Yet</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/spears_and_federline_feud_not_married_yet</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/britney_spears&quot;&gt;Britney Spears&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/kevin_federline&quot;&gt;Kevin Federline&lt;/a&gt; are at it again, only this time, they aren't the spotlit couple. As reported earlier this month, Federline and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, have been spotted mingling, bowling, and just having some...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>John Travolta's Son Jett Died, Blow to Head</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/john_travoltas_son_jett_died_blow_to_head</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/john_travolta&quot;&gt;John Travolta&lt;/a&gt;'s son, Jett Travolta, died instantly yesterday in the Bahamas. Sixteen year-old Jett, an Autism patient, smacked his head into a bathtub, toilet seat, or both, reports say, and died on impact from the severe blow to the head...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Simon Cowell Shows Off in Barbados, Ladies Swoon!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/simon_cowell_shows_off_in_barbados_ladies_swoon</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/simon_cowell&quot;&gt;Simon Cowell&lt;/a&gt; showed off his &lt;em&gt;smokin'&lt;/em&gt; body in Barbados this weekend. Ladies should be swooning any minute now. Go on, swoon...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Barack Obama on Vacation, Presidential Stud Muffin</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/barack_obama_on_vacation_presidential_stud_muffin</link>
      <description>President Elect, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/barack_obama&quot;&gt;Barack Obama&lt;/a&gt;, vacation in Kailua, Hawaii with his family and some friends this past weekend. Here are some candid photos of the family including Barack, Michelle, Sasha, and Malia. These pictures definitely send a message, &lt;em&gt;Our President &lt;s&gt;Can&lt;/s&gt; Will Kick Your President's Ass&lt;/em&gt;...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>New Item: K-Fed and Victoria Prince</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/new_item_kfed_and_victoria_prince</link>
      <description>Ultimate douchebox, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/kevin_federline&quot;&gt;Kevin Federline&lt;/a&gt;, took his first post-Britney girlfriend to the bowling alley for some good ole fashion fun and competition. We think filling Britney's &lt;s&gt;bowling&lt;/s&gt; shoes will definitely &lt;em&gt;strike&lt;/em&gt; some sort of competition...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Ryan Phillippe Assaulted by Paparazzo or Drunk?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/ryan_phillippe_assaulted_by_paparazzo_or_drunk</link>
      <description>Here's a little something for the ladies. Your lovely dreamboat, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/ryan_phillippe&quot;&gt;Ryan Phillippe&lt;/a&gt;, appeared to be slightly intoxicated while downtown late night, last night. It looks as if he's being assaulted and/or pushed and shoved around by the Paparazzi...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Is Jake Gyllenhaal Related to Peter Gallagher?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/is_jake_gyllenhaal_related_to_peter_gallagher</link>
      <description>Nope, they sure aren't. But seriously, one look at those twin sets of beautiful, bushy eyebrows and you could have fooled us! &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/jake_gyllenhaal&quot;&gt;Jake Gyllenhaal&lt;/a&gt; seen leaving &lt;em&gt;Scott's&lt;/em&gt; restaurant in London, during a light flurry...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Official X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/official_xmen_origins_wolverine_trailer</link>
      <description>The brand-spanking-new, &lt;b&gt;X-Men Origins: Wolverine&lt;/b&gt; trailer just hit the net and boy does this movie looks phenomenal. &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/hugh_jackman&quot;&gt;Hugh Jackman&lt;/a&gt; once again claims to his knives as one of X-Men's most beloved characters, Wolverine...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Shut Up! Nobody Wants Your Baby Pictures?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/shut_up_nobody_wants_your_baby_pictures</link>
      <description>The next time a celebrity couples gives their newborn child a stupid name, I am going to go on a baby-punching rampage. The Simpson-Wentz duo tried shopping photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli, around to every celebrity magazine in town. Too bad &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/ashlee_simpson&quot;&gt;Ashlee Simpson&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/pete_wentz&quot;&gt;Pete Wentz&lt;/a&gt; don't have enough street...</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, Wedding Bells?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/tom_brady_and_gisele_bundchen_wedding_bells</link>
      <description>Quarterback, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/tom_brady&quot;&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/a&gt; and fianc&amp;#233;e, Gisele Bunchen, are planning a secret wedding according to a close friend. The ceremony will take place in Costa Rica and will most likely be close friends and family...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Benji Madden is Too Poor for Paris Hilton?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/benji_madden_is_too_poor_for_paris_hilton</link>
      <description>Guitarist and vocalist, &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/benji_madden&quot;&gt;Benji Madden&lt;/a&gt;, is apparently too poor for heiress &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/paris_hilton&quot;&gt;Paris Hilton&lt;/a&gt;. Paris wants a guy that is well-traveled, extremely rich, and doesn't mind starring in an occasional raunchy sex tape every 6-12 months...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>David Spade Hasn't Visited His New Baby Once!</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/david_spade_hasnt_visited_his_new_baby_once</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/david_spade&quot;&gt;David Spade&lt;/a&gt;, the sperm-slinging cat from &lt;em&gt;Just Shoot Me&lt;/em&gt; who happens to knock-up the hottest Hollywood babes left and right, has reportedly never even visited his brand new baby daughter. Spade's steamy relationship with &lt;b&gt;Playboy Playmate&lt;/b&gt;, Jillian Grace...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade Dating?</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/nicollette_sheridan_and_david_spade_dating</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/david_spade&quot;&gt;David Spade&lt;/a&gt; gets more Hollywood action than Arnold Schwarzenegger, and we're still unsure as to why. Spade was seen at &lt;em&gt;Luau&lt;/em&gt; with Sheridan, cuddling, kissing, and full-on making out. How long til she gets a one-on-one with Spade's funny bone...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. and Mrs. Douchebag</title>
      <link>http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/guys/mr_and_mrs_douchebag</link>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/heidi_montag&quot;&gt;Heidi Montag&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/celebrities/spencer_pratt&quot;&gt;Spencer Pratt&lt;/a&gt; had a secret wedding this past Thursday in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico. The couple got married at the &lt;em&gt;One &amp; Only Palmilla Resort&lt;/em&gt;, exchanged vows, and entered into Holy Matrimony. We readily await the divorce papers...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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