Linddsay Lohan: Warrant For Arrest, $100K Bail, Still Partying With Cocaine, & Caught In Lies

May 21st, 2010

Lohan, Lohan, Lohan. That’s really all I have to say when it comes to Lindsay Lohan. Girl’s a bigger mess than Britney Spears ever was! Shaved head and all. What should we chat about first? Ohhh maybe how she couldn’t get back to the US in time and the judge has issued a warrant our for her arrest? But don’t worry. She’ll get off. Dina Lohan someone scrounged $10,000 in dollar bills from her late strip night and paid 10% of Lindsay’s bail. For all of you math incapable folks, that’s $100K…

Victoria Silvstedt Shows Off Her Cannes

May 20th, 2010

Ahhh Real Monsters! Who knew they existed?! This is 35-year-old (yes, she's apparently 35) former Playmate, Victoria Silvstedt. Her job while in Cannes? Scaring the homeless away from the celebrities. Looks like she had to be successful. And how come the sun has yet to melt her?!...

Use The Lindsay Lohan Excuse To Get Out Of Court: 'I Lost My Passport!'

May 20th, 2010

This judge better hold truth to his words. He said if Lindsay Lohan does not show up to her court date today, Thursday May 20, a warrant will be out for her arrest. Do us all a favor, throw her arse in the slammer and let her really find out what it's like to be a lesbian. One little problem, Lindz thought it was a good idea to fly out to Cannes the weekend before her date and guess what? She lost her passport...

Second Lohan Fail Of The Week: Another Drunken Stumble (This Time In Cannes)

May 18th, 2010

Try blaming this one on photographers, Linz! Seems like Lindsay Lohan was a little worse for wear leaving some party in Cannes over the weekend. Our little party girl must have done a bit too much partying. Here's Lindsay doing what she does best nowadays: stumbling for the crazy amounts of booze she consumes in one evening...

First Lohan Fail Of The Week: Another Drink Thrown

May 18th, 2010

The streets of New York City are safe tonight. Lindsay Lohan is far, far away in Cannes. But before she left, she needed to make her presence known in the form of throwing yet ANOTHER drink. This time it wasn't at Samantha Ronson, but rather a Ranger's model girlfriend, Jessica Stam. Someone had too much of the crazy drink that night...

Because Lindsay Lohan Cannes, Cannes, Cannes!

May 17th, 2010

Oh Lindsay Lohan, when will you ever screw your head on straight? The starlet is so desperate to head to Cannes this year. Unfortunately, if she wants to go, she better be ready to pay up. Attempts to get a free trip to the festival to get some money for that new garbage porno flick have not worked...

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