Jessica Biel Is A Red Nightmare

Jul 29th, 2010

Now we get why Justin Timberlake has been keeping himself busy filming movie after movie. If we woke up to that every morning, we might find ways to stay at work, too. The usually hot Jessica Biel looked a little worse for wear on the red carpet for the UK premiere of The A Team. Who in the Hell seriously thought that entire look (crazy hair and all) worked for her!?...

Andy Dick Is Off The Wagon Again

Jul 28th, 2010

We guess Dr. Drew Pinsky and his band of help on Celebrity Rehab were no match for Andy Dick. The funny man was seen out and about looking like a drunk cold mess. Need we get into detail?...

Tori Spelling Eats!

Jul 27th, 2010

Tori Spelling was caught actually putting food into her mouth, chewing, and swallowing. As of late, Tori has been posing non-stop with food, pretending to eat it, but never really eating it. It's a miracle!...

Britney Spears's $60+ Million Year

Jul 21st, 2010

According to Forbes, Ms. Britney Spears is the 5th highest grossing star of the last year. With her high selling tour, CD sales, endorsement deals, and such, the famous mama has racked in more than $60 million! If that makes you sick, we understand your pain...

Taylor Momsen's Best Friend Is A Vibrator

Jul 20th, 2010

Something tells us Taylor Momsen is trying too hard to make us buy this whole "teenage angst" ordeal. She's far from the little girl we once knew on Gossip Girl and if she would just calm it down a bit, we might actually enjoy her music (which is pretty good!) but alas, she's grossed us out again. This time talking about her love of vibrator's...

Tori Spelling's Kid Is Probably Going To Break Her Arm Off

Jul 14th, 2010

There is no way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks that Tori Spelling eats. She may swallow her nails when she bites them, but there's no way she's throwing down a cheeseburger (or even ketchup) for dinner. Take a gander at these pictures. Something tells me if her son gains another two pounds, homegirl's arm is going to snap in half...