Jack Nicholson Wants To Tap Jessica Simpson

Jun 04th, 2010

Could Jessica Simpson be Jack Nicholson's next conquest? If he has it his way, she sure will be! It's confirmed that the 73-year-old actor asked the pretty blonde 29-year-old out on a date. We're pretty sure that date would consist of ordering in and expecting a happy ending for dessert...

Roman Polanski's Finally Under Arrest, The French Are Appalled (News Flash: HE RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD Girl)

Sep 30th, 2009

Oh, the French. Are we surprised that you're up in arms about Roman Polanski finally being arrested for a 13-year-old girl's rape? Nah, we're not. Just like we're not surprised about 80% of the crap you've pulled in history. Raping a kid (ah hem up the butt, too) 33 years ago doesn't deserve any kind of punishment, right?...

It's Good To Be Leonardo DiCaprio, Parties With Three Blondes

Sep 18th, 2009

It must be nice to be Leonardo DiCaprio. Aside from having dated two of the hottest babes on the planet---Gisele Bundchen and Bar Rafaeli---he also gets to party with three blondes on a random night. He's the next Jack Nicholson in the making...

Jack Nicholson Has Moobs and A Hot Girlfriend

Aug 14th, 2009

Back in the day, Jack Nicholson was a fine piece of ace. You could say over the years he started to age, things started to sag, but he still kept the swagger and charm. And that swagger and charm (plus a nick penny pocket) must be working real well for him to look like that and have such a hot girlfriend...

August 14th, 2009 by BlondieeWood Tags: Jack Nicholson

Lindsay Lohan is Wasted, Breaks Window and Fights With Ronson

Mar 16th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan and celebrity trash go together better than Elton John and fudge. This week, Lindsay Lohan was caught leaving Jack Nicholson's house in Beverly Hills, which we can only infer ended with a wholesome game of Monopoly and possibly a few lines of coke. The night ended with Lohan and Samantha Ronson getting into a huge lesbian fight...

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