Lindsay Lohan Does Some Modeling For Fornarina

Sep 09th, 2010

Well, at least she's keeping busy post jail and rehab. Lindsay Lohan still has a job when it comes to Fornarina. The fashion line has decided to go with Lindsay (again) as their model. We know their secret. The cameraman had to hold up baggies filled with white powder to get an eager and picture worthy pose. You're not fooling anyone, Lindz! We kid, we kid...

Lindsay Lohan Shouldn't Be Around Babies

Sep 06th, 2010

Not even out one month and she's already causing chaos. Lindsay Lohan was apparently leaving her West Hollywood apartment and as she turned at the red light, she hit into the stroller or so claims the woman who was pushing the stroller...

Paris Hilton You Are Banned From Las Vegas Nightclubs

Sep 02nd, 2010

Poor Paris Hilton. Due to her being busted for cocaine in Las Vegas, looks like no one's going to welcome her into their nightclubs any time soon. You know because that should be the first thing on her mind when jail time may be a reality for her soon...

Lindsay Lohan Tells 'Vanity Fair' That She Was "Irresponsible"

Sep 02nd, 2010

Because she's desperate for movie, Lindsay Lohan okay-ed the bullshiz Vanity Fair fed her to nab a nice paycheck. Anywho Lindz took them up on their offer for her post rehab and jail interview...

Paris Hilton Mug Shot & Possibly Heading To Jail?

Aug 31st, 2010

Well, first let's analyze Paris Hilton's newest picture to join the other famous Paris mug shots. She kind of looks really good in this picture--that pains us to say. Anywho, looks like Paris may have to gear up for another jail sesh because that "this is my friend's purse" excuse did not work out...

Paris Hilton Arrested & Released In Las Vegas On Cocaine Charges

Aug 29th, 2010

Yesterday morning, we awoke to the news of Paris Hilton behind bars. Most of us cheered, most of us laughed and that's mainly because she's an idiot. Apparently a police officer pulled over the Escalade Paris just so happened to be in after noticing smoke that smelled like marijuana...and then they found a substance in Hilton's purse that tests showed to be cocaine. It's unknown as to how much was found...