Beyonce's The New Grinch

Apr 30th, 2011

This is what happens when you become just want even more money. Such is the life for Beyonce. The superstar was sued in Manhattan Supreme Court by a video game company Gate Five. The company teamed up with Beyonce for a dance game called "Starpower: Beyonce", which was due out this November, but Beyonce became greedy and abruptly asked for more money last December and guess what? 70 people landed in unemployment...

Billy Ray Cyrus Just Wants Miley Cyrus To Be Happy Ya'll

Apr 21st, 2011

How much money would it take for Billy Ray Cyrus to stitch his mouth closed and go far, far away with his family? They're literally right under the Lohan's for the most obnoxious Hollywood family. In today's news, Billy Ray reveals to People magazine that he just wants his Miley to be happy...

Kevin Federline Owes $18K In Back Taxes

Apr 19th, 2011

Kevin Federline made bank when he somehow landed Britney Spears. She basically pays for him to live although they're divorced, but guess what? He might want to start figuring out where he's going to get $18K to pay back some old bills to the IRS...

Mariah Carey's Sister Is A Big Whore

Feb 25th, 2011

If you're looking to buy some free lovin', look no further than Mariah Carey's sister Alison Carey Scott. She's a former drug addict who's been arrested twice for prostitution is also HIV positive so know yourselves out. You can find her on

Lindsay Lohan Is Wasting Our Time

Feb 24th, 2011

Lindsay Lohan is one big idiot. Prior to the end result, Lindsay was set to appear before Judge Keith L. Schwartz where prosecutor Danette Meyers was set to present Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, with a plea bargain. This in fact did happen and the end result was jail time and Lindsay did not accept the plea...

Party Crasher Steals $3,200 Birthday Cake From Paris Hilton's Bash

Feb 21st, 2011

Some douchebag had nothing else better to do but to crash Paris Hilton's 30th birthday party (one of the 2342342 that went on) and steal the $3,200 birthday cake. Yes, a cake that cost $3,200 dollars. That, right there, could feed a third world country. Anywho, the moron who goes by the name of "Paz" bragged at greath length about his theft on a long Facebook note, "I crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake. I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room. It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris'. And its fucking delicious"...