Just Throw Lindsay Lohan In Jail Already

Jun 10th, 2010

She has time to flaunt around in little clothes, but not time enough to care about her SCRAM bracelet. Although Lindsay vehemently denies (on her Twitter, go figure) any of the following happened, we're inclined to believe otherwise. How many times can you blame the "media" for your addiction? Doubt the media came over, opened your mouth, and force fed you booze...

Paris Hilton's Seamen...HaHa

May 28th, 2010

Paris Hilton's dream came true a couple of nights ago. She partied with a whole lot of Seamen. It's Fleet Week in New York and Paris hosted a party in celebration. Yes because we so know that every sailor's dream is to have this broad welcoming them off the boat. Please...

Linddsay Lohan: Warrant For Arrest, $100K Bail, Still Partying With Cocaine, & Caught In Lies

May 21st, 2010

Lohan, Lohan, Lohan. That’s really all I have to say when it comes to Lindsay Lohan. Girl’s a bigger mess than Britney Spears ever was! Shaved head and all. What should we chat about first? Ohhh maybe how she couldn’t get back to the US in time and the judge has issued a warrant our for her arrest? But don’t worry. She’ll get off. Dina Lohan someone scrounged $10,000 in dollar bills from her late strip night and paid 10% of Lindsay’s bail. For all of you math incapable folks, that’s $100K…

Second Lohan Fail Of The Week: Another Drunken Stumble (This Time In Cannes)

May 18th, 2010

Try blaming this one on photographers, Linz! Seems like Lindsay Lohan was a little worse for wear leaving some party in Cannes over the weekend. Our little party girl must have done a bit too much partying. Here's Lindsay doing what she does best nowadays: stumbling for the crazy amounts of booze she consumes in one evening...

First Lohan Fail Of The Week: Another Drink Thrown

May 18th, 2010

The streets of New York City are safe tonight. Lindsay Lohan is far, far away in Cannes. But before she left, she needed to make her presence known in the form of throwing yet ANOTHER drink. This time it wasn't at Samantha Ronson, but rather a Ranger's model girlfriend, Jessica Stam. Someone had too much of the crazy drink that night...

Dina Lohan Is The Definition Of A Perfect Mom

May 05th, 2010

If Lindsay Lohan wants to get rid of those who enable her most, she should check out her mother, Dina Lohan. These pictures are from 2:30 AM when Dina was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont with Lindsay. Best part about this? Lindsay had a deposition that same morning...